An ode* to Twitter


Ahh Twitter

your abridgement of an argument

produces a fluster in the raconteur

twisted visuals of the factuals.

If not for

the hashtags to set a fire

our wonder and our ire

we would be as flighty as your mascot birdy

and you would be as fail as your big white whale.




*If you tell me an ode is not a poem, I’ll edit the Wikipedia entry so I’m correct. Everyone knows Wikipedia is correct.

Oh yeah, and the lesson I learned on Twitter last week is two part:

  1. Do not use Twitter when sick
  2. Do not use Twitter to correct someone on their made up fact

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