your abridgement of an argument
produces a fluster in the raconteur
twisted visuals of the factuals.
If not for
the hashtags to set a fire
our wonder and our ire
we would be as flighty as your mascot birdy
and you would be as fail as your big white whale.
*If you tell me an ode is not a poem, I’ll edit the Wikipedia entry so I’m correct. Everyone knows Wikipedia is correct.
Oh yeah, and the lesson I learned on Twitter last week is two part:
- Do not use Twitter when sick
- Do not use Twitter to correct someone on their made up fact